I don’t even know where these damn posts go when I finish writing them, but if anyone in the Baltimore area is listening right now, holla because we’re gonna be neighbors soon! Not sure exactly where we’ll be, but around Towson, where the hubs is working. Jez meetup, anyone? I could use a guide for cool stuff in the…


A former coworker of mine was abused by her mother as a child. She posted the story to Facebook, outing her mother, and they forced her to take it down. Her story is well worth the read, particularly because her mother continues her career as an English teacher:…

Lady has to put down her 10-year-old beagle and is heartbroken. Boyfriend gets her ridiculously cute new pug puppy. Feelings ensue, and my allergies act up. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/20/woman-surprised-puppy_n_2727083.html

I just can't even with these people. Setting a "trap" for the president by using a watermelon. What in the fucking fuck? http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/02/20/1188556/-Montana-county-s-GOP-chairwoman-proves-her-tea-party-bona-fides-with-racist-watermelon-trap-post

Total shitshow going down in my hometown with a pizza place offering a discount to people carrying or concealing guns, and they employ only armed delivery people. That'll end well, dontcha think??? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pizza-shop-owner-offering-discount-gun-owners-article-1.1266889

There should be a warning label on powdered doughnuts packaging that congested people shouldn't eat them due to a high risk of aspiration. I'm glad no one was around to see me cough my mouth-breathing face off. Stupid cold.

Squee alert: This is a baby pig who was born without the use of his back legs so uses a wheelchair. There is oinking and you could die of adorableness. You have been warned, and without further ado, I present Chris P. Bacon (SERIOUSLY).